Gallery of the Absurd captures the essence of Paris, Nicole and Brandon beautifully (GalleryoftheAbsurd)Haylie Duff nips out (JordansYourHomeboy)
Valerie Bertinelli and Jenny Craig's love affair (HollywoodBackwash)
Halle Berry in 'Nappily Ever After' (TheBlemish)
Lily Allen goes on a drunken rant (NinjaDude)
Mischa Bartons dumpy ass (DrunkenStepfather)
JLo wants her ass to be back in style (Hollyscoop)
Kirsten Dunst's pale white scary legs (ImNotObsessed)
Lauren Conrad denies a sex tape exists (PoponthePop)
Jenna Jameson's disappearing act (TMZ)
A gay Disney marriage (EvilBeet)
Sienna Miller involved in club shootout (TheBosh)
Angelina and Brad are not working out (ImNotObsessed)
Movies opening today (Bumpshack)
The Trolsens (CityRag)
