And The Worlds Most Famous Supermodel is Engaged To..

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All I know is that Kate Moss deserves him. That dumbass is just as much a drug addict as he is, it's just that she can hide it a tad better than he.

Pete just doesn't even care what he looks like. In this photo taken last night, Pete has sores on his face, his fingers are filthy and massively tobacco stained, his nose is raw from snorting drugs and a bleeding nose. I mean this guy is on the brink of death. And Kate Moss is engaged to him. What a pathetic route for her to chose.

They're almost like a modern day Sid & Nancy. And we all know how that ended..


Source: DailyMail

A 'Bratz' Movie?

As if the Bratz dolls weren't enough!

Shooting wrapped last week and the film is expected to be released on August 10th, 2007. According to IMDB, Paula Abdul is in the movie. Sure to be a box office smash, I'm sure.




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Keith Richards Now Denying That He Snorted His Fathers Ashes

As I reported yesterday, Keith Richards said in an interview with NME that he mixed some of his late fathers ashes with cocaine and then snorted it.


Now Richards is denying the comment saying that he was joking.

"He has said he was joking," a spokeswoman for Richards said. She had no further comment about why Richards made the statement.

A spokeswoman at NME when the remarks were first reported, said that the story was genuine and the comments were not a late April Fool's joke.


Related:
Keith Richards will snort anything

Source: Reuters

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Keith Richards Will Snort Anything

Keith Richards told NME, a British music magazine, that he once snorted the remains of his own father Bert, of course mixed with a bit of cocaine to wash him down with.

"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared.. It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive," says Keith.

Bert died in 2002, at the age of 84.

He may be in one of the greatest bands ever but Richards is just an old junkie who got lucky a long time ago.

Source:TMZ

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Spicy Emails!

"Ok here's the deal. I set up a website www.shareyourfame.com where I hunt for famous people to make me famous. Its an experiment to see if a star can turn an average joe into someone famous.
I have contacted "Romance" from the Hit MTV show "I Love New York" and he has agreed to take up the challenge of trying to turn me into a star. If it works and he does indeed make me famous it would be a huge media story. I wanted to know if you would be interested in doing a story on both of us.
I'm not sure if this is the type of stuff your looking for or not, I just think it will make a interesting story. Let me know, thanks.

-Corey Thompson"

Thanks Corey. I'll just print your email, you said it so eloquently yourself. Good luck. I think you may need it.

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Is This For Real?

Michael Jackson poses with a nephew (Tito's son) to promote the teens band, 3T.


Someone tell me just what the hell is going on in that family!

"Michael's innocent, Michael's innocent! Now son, go pose bareass naked with your uncle Wacko..and make sure you let us have a peek at that love garden of yours.."

WTF! I mean for real! And the kid, did he arrive from the womb with an already chiseled face or do all the Jacksons employ the same butcher?

This one creeps me out to no end. Where's my Chai tea? I need to head outside for some fresh air..

Source via ONTD

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Just For Fun - When Divorce Goes Bad

Not celebrity related, but certainly good for a chuckle..


From Reuters:

A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chainsawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck.

Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said on Friday the trained mason measured the single-storey summer house -- which was some 8 meters (26 feet) long and 6 meters wide -- before chainsawing through the wooden roof and walls.

"The man said he was just taking his due," said a police spokesman. "But I don't think his wife was too pleased."

After finishing the job, the man picked up his half with the forklift truck and drove to his brother's house where he has since been staying.


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Source:Reuters/TheSimpsons

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Simon Cowell Talks About Kellie Pickler's New Shoes

I think we all about sh*t ourselves when we saw Kellie Pickler and her new 'shoes' last week.

When she walked onstage I think I heard millions of jaws dropping..whatever that sounds like.
In this interview with Extra's Terri Seymour (Simon's babe) Simon says what I was thinking. As soon as I saw her I told my husband that she should be singing, '9-5'.









Was she channeling Dolly Parton or was it a really desperate attempt at Christina Aguilera's 1940's pinup look? Regardless, she looked ridiculous.
And to top it off, she was a complete dumdum everytime she opened her mouth. Thank God for DVR...fast forward..











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Source: TMZ

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Britney Spears Claims She is the Antichrist, Attempts Suicide?

That's according to the tabloid, News of the World.












Britney Spears is supposedly going through such an awful time at Promises rehab center that has claimed that she's the antichrist and that she's on suicide watch after an attempt on her own life.

Britney Spears was seen "crying, and shouting, 'I am the Antichrist!'"

A source told News of the World that Britney Spears tried to kill herself late Saturday night, after the Antichrist incident.

"Later that night she tried to kill herself. She attached a sheet to a light and tied it around her neck. Paramedics were called, but luckily she was unhurt."

The 'friend' of Britney Spears told the tabloid, "The clinic people just didn't know what to do [when she ran around claiming she's the Antichrist]. Then she started screaming, ‘I'm a fake! I'm a fake!' It must have been really frightening. When she tried to hang herself it was more a cry for help."


Kevin Federline, visited Promises on Sunday to help support his ex-wife.


All Headline News reports that the Saturday night suicide attempt wasn't the first for Britney Spears and that she actually tried to kill herself the same night that she now infamously shaved her head.

A friend of Britney and Kevin's told News of the World, "Kevin has been a real tower of strength for her and she has finally decided to give their marriage another shot. She thought things were over between her and Kevin after his wild partying and gambling. She felt he had deserted her and left her to bring up their two children on her own. But Kevin's like a different man now. He's never been so caring before, and is really worried about Britney. He's been Britney's rock during her difficult time, and she wants to give him another chance."

Another source told People Magazine, "He cares a lot about her. Britney scared everyone pretty bad. Kevin is worried that's for sure. Kevin just wants her to be OK."

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Source: ActressArchives

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Britney Spears Had Head Lice?

I'm thinking this is a stretch here, but UK's Daily Mail is reporting that Britney Spears thought she had head lice when she decided to shave her head.

A source for DailyMail.co.uk said, "She thought lice were eating her hair extensions, so decided to get rid of them as soon as possible."

Like I said, an unnamed source, sounds like rubbish to me.

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Britney Gets a Wig to Hide Her Bald Head

Britney wore a cheap looking blonde wig, (reminiscent of Halloween Marilyn Monroe's) when she went out for a night on the town this weekend.










Britney stopped by the Roxy on Sunset Blvd. and then the Polo Lounge.

Britney claims to want the paparazzi and people to leave her alone yet she is out in the public eye, the paparazzi haven of Hollywood, all the time.

Is she playing us? Or is she just completely nutzo? I'm still on team 'Nutzo' but I don't know, sometimes I think the Britney train wreck just might be smarter than we think...

..Nah!


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Source: DailyMailUK

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Buy Britney's Hair on eBay

Of course!























ebay - Buy Lock of Britney's Hair

(at the time of posting it is at $57000 - with 6 days still to go!)

The best part of the auction is reading the questions sent in to the person selling the hair.

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Britney Spears Completely Cracks, Shaves Entire Head

I'm not too sure what to say about this one.

The no underwear clam flashing, the vomiting in public, it doesn't touch this.

Unlike the other shenanigans, this incident scares me. It makes me wonder if this girl is going to hurt herself. Britney needs help...like, yesterday. I'm thinking a nice vacation at a hospital and a balanced diet of antidepressants is in order.


Kevin Federline may be a dirt bag and all but at least he is mentally able to care for his children. I'm not so sure about Britney.

Let me add that I am not against shaving your head, even if you are female, but for Britney Spears, this is completely out of character.

Somebody save Britney Spears.



Britney shaves her head





More on Britney's Shaved Head:

Britney Gets New Tattoo

Britney Shaves F*cking Head!

Britney Goes From Bald Eagle to Bald Head

Britney Shaves Head Gets Tattoos


(Thanks to everyone for the alerts in my inbox. There was no way I could miss them when I checked my inbox!)

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Happy Valentine's Day from Man Baby

From 'Gallery of the Absurd'

























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Source: GalleryoftheAbsurd

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