Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee in Hawaii

Sorry for the late start kiddos!

Damn, I thought I would lay down for a quick nap and next thing I know I am in dreamland. I was dreaming about some pervert who wouldn't leave me alone. I was in a club or something and this scrawny, ratty looking 50 year old dude won't stop following me around. And he's trying to expose himself! I lost my purse, I couldn't find my husband, it was awful.

Anyhow, here's Pam and Tommy hanging with the kids in Hawaii.















































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Melissa Gilbert Shows Us Her Nipples

Melissa Gilbert, better known as the sweet and innocent Laura Ingalls Wilder on 'Little House in the Prairie' must have needed an ego boost.

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She's not getting any younger, and she hasn't done anything worth any publicity in a very long time. So she did what every other publicity whore is doing these days. She left her undergarments, most notably her bra, at home.

This is the last person I would ever expect to step into the spotlight in something see-thru with no bra. Laura Ingalls? Damn. Anyone will do that shat nowadays.

Anyone but me.

I must be a total prude. I know that if I ever stepped outside without a bra and only a sheer top on it would seriously funk my day up. I'd be throwing off leg humpers right and left. Not good street fashion.

Maybe Laura, I mean Melissa, isn't getting any lately and she's craving some random, meaningless schlong. She's middle aged now and just might be one of those crazy old bitches who go full throttle into sexual prowesses. If Melissa really wants to prove to us what a crazy old loon she is, she will flash the firecrotch. Wouldn't that be something?

Hey, it could happen..

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Keith Richards Will Snort Anything

Keith Richards told NME, a British music magazine, that he once snorted the remains of his own father Bert, of course mixed with a bit of cocaine to wash him down with.

"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared.. It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive," says Keith.

Bert died in 2002, at the age of 84.

He may be in one of the greatest bands ever but Richards is just an old junkie who got lucky a long time ago.

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Keith Richards in the Press Room at the 2007 Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony

I wonder what Keith Richards would look like with a facelift and some botox?




Probably like Joan Rivers, so I have to say that I think Keith looks better au naturelle as unlikely as it may seem.
























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Janice Dickinson in Santa Monica

Janice hides the wrinkles on her face with botox..

...but look at her hands and her neck. She's like a tree with rings you can count to see how old it is.
That's one old tree.







































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Vincent Pastore Quits 'Dancing With the Stars'

The 60-year-old star of The Sopranos claims he had no idea his involvement in the show would be so physically demanding.


“Unable to put forth my best effort, I felt it appropriate to step aside and give someone else the opportunity.” said Pastore.

In a statement, producers of the show said they respect Pastore’s decision to bow out.


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Elizabeth Taylor - One of the Most Gorgeous Women that has Ever Walked the Earth

As I mentioned much earlier today, it is Elizabeth Taylor's 75th birthday.

I remember being a kid in the 70's when the paparazzi and gossip rags were all over her back. She was always on the cover of the National Enquirer and The Globe. It was always something about her drinking or her men. I guess you could say she was sort of the equivalent to our Britney..in terms of media coverage anyhow.

That woman was so incredibly gorgeous, they just don't make them like her anymore. I had to post some pictures of the young Liz. Her beauty is just breathtaking..really.




























































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Sharon Stone Leaving the Ritz Hotel in Paris

One thing is for sure, Sharon has a good time wherever she goes.

You can't fault someone for that!

I like Sharon. She is aging gracefully and is a strong single woman who is in control of her life. I say right on.





































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Kim Cattrall at the Laurence Olivier Awards in London on February 18th

Not one of Kim's better days..

I Want Some of What She's Had

Sharon Stone in Berlin apparently feeling no pain, at the Cinema for Peace Gala on Monday, February 12th.

Stone was said to be acting strange throughout the night. She was making out with Richard Gere (she must have already chewed up and spit out Christian Slater)and was being a total lush all while hosting a celebrity auction for CFP.




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