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Happy Friday the 13th Bitches!


As long as it's Friday we'll take it anyway that we can get it!

Today I thought I would start off with a little information about Friday the 13th. A little edumacation never hurt anyone and besides this could be your opportunity to impress your co-workers, that girl you've had your eye on or even your mom!
Yeah, whatever, just check it out..


XOXO!


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paraskavedekatriaphobia

-a word that is derived from the concatenation of the Greek words Παρασκευή, δεκατρείς, and φοβία, meaning Friday, thirteen, and phobia respectively; alternate spellings include paraskevodekatriaphobia or paraskevidekatriaphobia.


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"It's been estimated that [U.S] $800 or $900 million is lost in business on this day because people will not fly or do business they would normally do."

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Many popular stories exist about the origin of the concept:

* The Last Supper, with stories that Judas was the thirteenth guest, and that the Crucifixion of Jesus occurred Friday.
* That the biblical Eve offered the fruit to Adam on a Friday, and that the slaying of Abel happened on a Friday (though the Bible does not identify the days of the week when these events occurred). [3]
* That it started on Friday, October 13, 1307, the date that many Knights Templar were simultaneously arrested in France, by agents of King Philip IV.

There is no true date that the Friday the 13th superstition can be linked to.

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Notable births and deaths on Friday the 13th

Born on Friday the 13th

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Steve Buscemi
Fidel Castro
Peter Davison
Margaret Thatcher
Max Weinberg
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Will Clark

Died on Friday the 13th

Tupac Shakur
Tony Roper
Stuart Challender
Hubert Humphrey

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Friday the 13th wives tales throughout the years...

* Needleworking: "I knew an old lady who, if she had nearly completed a piece of needlework on a Thursday, would put it aside unfinished, and set a few stitches in her next undertaking, that she might not be obliged either to begin the new task on Friday or to remain idle for a day." (1883)

* Harvesting: "My father once decided to start harvest on a Friday, and men went out on the Thursday evening, and, unpaid, cut along one side of the first field with their scythes, in order to dodge the malign fates which a Friday start would begin." (1933)

* Laying the keel of, or launching, a ship: "Fisherman would have great misgivings about laying the keel of a new boat on Friday, as well as launching one on that day." (1885)

* Beginning a sea voyage: "Sailors are many of them superstitious . . . A voyage begun [on a Friday] is sure to be an unfortunate one." (1823)

* Beginning a journey: "I knew another poor woman, who . . . made it a rule never to . . . set out on a journey on a Friday." (1804)

* Giving birth: "A child born on a Friday is doomed to misfortune." (1846)

* Getting married: "As to Friday, a couple married on that day are doomed to a cat-and-dog life." (1879)

* Recovering from illness: "If you have been ill, don't get up for the first time on a Friday." (1923)

* Hearing news: "If you hear anything new on a Friday, it gives you another wrinkle on your face, and adds a year to your age." (1883)

* Moving: "Don't move on a Friday, or you won't stay there very long." (1982)

* Starting a new job: "Servants who go into their situations on Friday, never go to stay." (1923)

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This Weeks 'Star Dogs of the Week' Are...

Yes, I know I am a day late on this! Apologies!


*Lucey!*
















Breed: Mini Poodle

Age: 1 year
Bio: Lucey was born in a small town in Missouri. She loves playing with her big brother (also a poodle) Kobe. She also loves her family and going to the dog park. She would LOOOOVE to be Star of the Week!




*Snickers!*












Name: "Snickers"

Age: 18 months

Breed: Golden Retriever/Australian Shepherd Mix

Bio: He lives with his mom and sister in Sacramento, CA. He LOVES going to the puppy park to play with all of his friends. Snickers' favorite treat are Pedigree Jumbones (yum)!



*Roxy & Harley-Dylan!*

Roxy - Boston Terrier -2 months old She was a gift for me to have when I came home from the critical unit for an entire month at a hospital from a terrible accident. She is the love I needed to get back home!


Harley-Dylan - Brindle French Bulldog - 5 years old Harley was a rescue dog. I saved him from an abusive home and he is just as special as Roxy.




*Bruce Lee!*













I want to submit my dog, Bruce Lee, for your Star Dog of the Week. He is a Pomarainian/Chinuahua and is about three years old. He's posing with his favorite baby here, Floppy Dog.

Thanks,

Samantha




*Bailey!*










Breed: “Irish Jack Russell” (mix)
Birthday: July 4th

Age: 3

Hometown: Louisville, Kentucky

Current Residence: Beverly Hills, California

Born on a farm to parents of unknown origin (he’s a Kentucky farm accident!), the little guy was found wandering the winding roads of Bluegrass country all by his lonesome one day. The little cream pup – he wasn’t six weeks old – was picked up by a kind passerby and brought to the wonderful folks at the Kentucky Humane Society.


A few weeks later, I was driving home from a successful meeting and wanted to celebrate by playing with the puppies at the Humane Society. I had done this before, but the minute I walked in to the Puppy Playpen, my life was changed forever. The little guy had my heart! And we’ve been inseparable since.


I’d had Bailey less than a month when I was offered a job at a Thoroughbred farm. Bailey came to work with me every day. He was the happiest pup I’ve ever seen – the smells made it like Little Doggie Olfactory Heaven! A few months later, I was offered a job in my hometown and Bail wonderfully braved the friendly skies. Since moving to California, Bailey has successfully competed twice in the San Pedro LobsterFest Dog Parade: taking home the blue ribbon in the 2006 Large Division.


When we lived in Kentucky, ‘walks’ were running through the paddocks with some of the most talented Thoroughbreds in recent memory (Smarty Jones, Point Given, Silver Charm, and more)...but now Bailey’s thrice daily walks are down Rodeo Drive and past the paparazzi. He’s come a long way from that lonely Louisville road!



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Spicy's Home!

Had to sleep in until I could not sleep any longer today.

I was on the road the past 2 of 3 days for about 13 hours each time and did not get a lot of sleep.
Anyhow, I am finally well rested and ready to spit some gossip your way...even though the sun is calling me outside!

Happy SPRING bitches - we made it through another winter!

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Casting Unique and Interesting People in Los Angeles for New Show


From the producers of 'The Weakest Link' comes 'Without Prejuice.'

Casting people with unique and interesting jobs, situations, or lifestyles to be contestants on this new TV show for the Game Show Network.

5 contestants stand before 5 panelists who in turn play judge and jury who'll ultimately decide which 1 of the 5 will receive $25,000 just for conveying their life story and beliefs!

Possible contestants for Without Prejudice (but are open to anything):

Polyamorous couples
Porn Director/Producer
Stripper single mum
People who grow cannabis for medicinal purposes
Bi-Racial couples
Extremely young woman with older man (or vice versa)
Rich runaways
College dropouts
Working mothers
Abortionist
People in favour of euthanasia
Neo-Nazis
Scientologist
Michigan Militia members
IRS workers
A really, really, really fat person
Retired CIA operative
Mexican immigrant
Rich anorexics
Executioner
Someone released from Guantanamo Bay
Homeless person
Conspiracy Theorist
Socialist
Vacuous blonde airheads
Pimp (turned rapper?)
13 year old gangster
People who think they're vampires
Scientists who don't believe in Global Warming
Someone with a mail-order bride
People in anger management
Parking Officers
Survivalists
Ex-gang members
Creationists
Richard Dawkins type evolutionist
Someone who thinks they're Jesus
Disgraced public figure now doing good
People with bad teeth
Really dirty people
People who put dogs down at the pound
Paparazzi
Dixie Ladies (Southern female misogynists)
People who cut down trees
Voodoo witch doctor
Someone who's given up a child for adoption
Competitive cheerleaders
Vietnam vet
Single mum with lots of kids
30+ guy living with his mother
Child genius/prodigy/star fallen upon hard times
Faith Healer
Recovering Heroin Addict
Rebellious student with trust fund
Gay cowboy
Basketball coach from inner-city high school
Lap-dance club manager
Used car salesman
Palm reader/psychic
Surfer/beach bum
Human Rights Lawyer
Cosmetic Scientist
Fast food worker of over 20 years
Dwarf Entertainer
Head of gun manufacturing company
Victim of cosmetic surgery gone wrong
Male giggalo
Multiple Divorcee
Person in wheelchair as a result of their own negligence
Bearded woman
Divorce Lawyer
Beauty Pageant mother


I just love their list of possible contestants. But hey, if you could seriously use $25K and have no problems telling your bizarre story, then this is the casting for you, you crazy bastard.

Email your picture, and a brief desciprtion of your situation to the casting department at: castingstory@yahoo.com

Andy Hirsch
Casting Producer
WITHOUT PREJUDICE

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Just For Fun - When Divorce Goes Bad




Not celebrity related, but certainly good for a chuckle..



From Reuters:

A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chainsawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck.

Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said on Friday the trained mason measured the single-storey summer house -- which was some 8 meters (26 feet) long and 6 meters wide -- before chainsawing through the wooden roof and walls.


"The man said he was just taking his due," said a police spokesman. "But I don't think his wife was too pleased."


After finishing the job, the man picked up his half with the forklift truck and drove to his brother's house where he has since been staying.



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Source:Reuters/TheSimpsons

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She will become a Hare Krishna +5000
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She will get married in Vegas (again) +500
She will permanently move out of country +4000
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She will be declared an unfit mother +700
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Thanks Everyone!


Yes, I had a wonderful birthday and anniversary this weekend!

I wanted to say THANKS to everyone who emailed me or left a message on MySpace saying Happy Birthday. I couldn't believe my inbox was so flooded!

You guys rock.

We had a ton of fun in our new RV - like a couple of old farts. Except much wilder. We camped by a beach, went shopping, bought some kickass art (above), cranked tunes, let the dog run and drank Duck Farts. Good times.

The only bummer was turning 35. Heh.

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