I have said it before but I will never understand why any female would want him. Big deal that he's in some pop-rock band. He's nasty and his mouth, just what the hell is up with that mouth? Ew, ew and ew. Damn Nicole, you're one dirty ho.
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Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Leave Mr. Chow
Joel Madden is just gross.
I have said it before but I will never understand why any female would want him. Big deal that he's in some pop-rock band. He's nasty and his mouth, just what the hell is up with that mouth? Ew, ew and ew. Damn Nicole, you're one dirty ho.




I have said it before but I will never understand why any female would want him. Big deal that he's in some pop-rock band. He's nasty and his mouth, just what the hell is up with that mouth? Ew, ew and ew. Damn Nicole, you're one dirty ho.
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Fergie's Mouth Looks Like...Well, a Vagina
Second best thing to an actual crotch shot.
I think it's a subliminal thing she's working on.
Source: CelebUtopia


I think it's a subliminal thing she's working on.
Source: CelebUtopia
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Victoria Beckham Loves To Flaunt Her Missile Nipples
Us Weekly have posted a letter to Victoria Beckham on their site asking her to wear bras while living in Los Angeles because people are sick of seeing her nipples.
They write, "There is nothing Posh about forgetting to wear a bra when gallivanting about in thin T-shirts, as you've unfortunately been known to do.
"It is obvious to us that the bra may be a foreign concept to you - much like American football, or the good sense to avoid Tom Cruise - so allow us to explain: You're a 32-year-old woman with perky breasts that apparently like to breathe.
"Keep shunning that bra and in five years you'll end up with pendulums hanging off your clavicle that hubby David Beckham might mistake for soccer ball bags."


"It is obvious to us that the bra may be a foreign concept to you - much like American football, or the good sense to avoid Tom Cruise - so allow us to explain: You're a 32-year-old woman with perky breasts that apparently like to breathe.
"Keep shunning that bra and in five years you'll end up with pendulums hanging off your clavicle that hubby David Beckham might mistake for soccer ball bags."
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Funniest Celebrity Quote Ever - by David Cassidy
"I've always been very comfortable with my sexuality and my brothers call me Donk, as in Donkey. People have talked about me being 'blessed' in my physique. The first time (I met Gina Lollobrigida) she looked me up and down and said, 'I hear you're a monster. I want to meet the monster.'
Well, I decided that if I had it, there wasn't any point in just keeping it in the holster all the time."
-David Cassidy in his new book Could It Be Forever
Spicy
Source: Starpulse/GettyImages
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