Today it was announced which “celebrities” (and I use that term very loosely) would be appearing in Dr. Drew’s attempt in making them all more relevant, I mean rehabbed. In some cases, relevant at all. You’ll see.
Slated to appear on Dr. Drew’s life saving cable television show are Jason Wahler, Janice Dickinson, Rachel Uchitel, Leif Garrett, Jeremy London, Jason Davis and Frankie Lons. And if you didn’t recognize half of those names, just know that none of them said Lindsay Lohan, Heather Lockler ORRRR (drum roll) Tila Tequila. Only two out of three of those people were offered the show and the other is a midget troll.
Let’s break down the cast, shall we?
Jason Wahler – 24 year-old alcoholic and former star of “Laguna Beach” and “The Hills”. He’s been arrested almost as much as DMX.
Janice Dickinson – 55 year-old former supermodel, alcoholic and plastic surgery addict. She owns a modeling agency and tries to tell others how to look good. Lulz.
Rachel Uchitel – 34 year-old sex addict and first chick to bang Tiger Woods while married. She really has no other claim to fame other than getting bought out by Tiger to shut her yap
Leif Garrett – 48 year-old heroin and pill junkie, mostly famous for music from the disco era. He was hot at one time. Now he does covers for some classic songs, seeing that disco is no longer relevant.
Jeremy London – 37 year-old cokehead and pill junkie. Regained fame this year for being kidnapped and forced to do drugs at gunpoint. We’re not buying it either. I can’t figure out why he needs the show if he were forced. Just sayin’.
Jason Davis – 20-something fat guy famous for being filthy rich. Not sure of his addiction, it might be food.
Frankie Lons – Mother of singer Keyshia Cole. Previously addicted to drugs and alcohol and quite possibly, having kids (she has seven). She’s not new to the reality scene and was said to be sober for quite some time, so it’s possible that this is just a paycheck.
Who would you like to have seen on the show instead of these “celebs”? This show would be so much better with Mel Gibson on it. Who here agrees?
Slated to appear on Dr. Drew’s life saving cable television show are Jason Wahler, Janice Dickinson, Rachel Uchitel, Leif Garrett, Jeremy London, Jason Davis and Frankie Lons. And if you didn’t recognize half of those names, just know that none of them said Lindsay Lohan, Heather Lockler ORRRR (drum roll) Tila Tequila. Only two out of three of those people were offered the show and the other is a midget troll.
Let’s break down the cast, shall we?
Jason Wahler – 24 year-old alcoholic and former star of “Laguna Beach” and “The Hills”. He’s been arrested almost as much as DMX.
Janice Dickinson – 55 year-old former supermodel, alcoholic and plastic surgery addict. She owns a modeling agency and tries to tell others how to look good. Lulz.
Rachel Uchitel – 34 year-old sex addict and first chick to bang Tiger Woods while married. She really has no other claim to fame other than getting bought out by Tiger to shut her yap
Leif Garrett – 48 year-old heroin and pill junkie, mostly famous for music from the disco era. He was hot at one time. Now he does covers for some classic songs, seeing that disco is no longer relevant.
Jeremy London – 37 year-old cokehead and pill junkie. Regained fame this year for being kidnapped and forced to do drugs at gunpoint. We’re not buying it either. I can’t figure out why he needs the show if he were forced. Just sayin’.
Jason Davis – 20-something fat guy famous for being filthy rich. Not sure of his addiction, it might be food.
Frankie Lons – Mother of singer Keyshia Cole. Previously addicted to drugs and alcohol and quite possibly, having kids (she has seven). She’s not new to the reality scene and was said to be sober for quite some time, so it’s possible that this is just a paycheck.
Who would you like to have seen on the show instead of these “celebs”? This show would be so much better with Mel Gibson on it. Who here agrees?
